While I was surfing the web for porn, as I usually do on nights off, I started getting this inexplicable craving for large, luscious hooters. I mean… let’s be honest here guys! What’s the softest part of a woman’s body? What part of a woman’s body gives her her true female sex appeal?
Well, it’s her breasts naturally! And because they’re so much fun to just look at, we like’em to be big!
Personally, I don’t care at all if it’s a nerdy business woman with perky tits, or a really plump housewife with less ‘picture-perfect’ breasts that are a little saggy. I love’em all! I’m a real breastman, I must confess! But can you blame me? What man can resists a nice pair of boobs going up and down and left and right as you engage in passionate lovemaking?
I love it when a woman seduces me by jiggling her hooters right in front of my face without letting me touch them. It gets better if she has a nice tan and just came home from the gym so you can see sweatdrops dripping off them.
And last but not least, I really love to feel those bigguns against my own chest as she finally lets me, er… climb her mountain.
He he… couldn’t resist a little joke there. I’m a naughty guy, get used to it! 
